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When you’re in a large crowded area with the girl of your dreams and are walking, slowly and she asks a tough question. You go to slide your hand deep into her anus to soften the blow and she clenches her cheeks and grabs your hand. Her prevention is a defense mechanism.
Definition #2 : a condom
I went over to her house & could feel her juices flowing and then she whipped out a condom, what type of a defense mechanism is that bullshit.
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From the roots, defend + human; Humanitarian Defense is the taking of proactive action to defend human rights and the lives and well being of people. Humanitarian defense actions go beyond simply providing aid, medical treatment and supplies to victims, they take action to prevent and/or reverse the actions that caused the victimization. These actions may take the form of the direct protection of people, the building of programs and offering support to people/governments on the verge of victimization and bold actions to help victims recover from derogatory events. Term credited to the international non-profit, non-governmental organization; Humanitarian Defense Inc.
A Humanitarian Defense operation is one in which an organization, group or government intervenes on behalf of a group of innocent people that are being attacked, victimized or killed and takes direction action to stop said actions.
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An organization provides direct support of missions designed to defend, protect, support or rebuild the lives of innocent people of groups of people.
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Defending one's self by telling that a previous statement was a joke. Mainly used when other people were offended by said statement.
It has nothing to do with the Army Ranger Soldier, but was highly used by a french mythomaniac using the pseudonym "eversman".
John : Dude, black people smell real bad !
Dan : Damn, you're such a racist John.
John : Hey, i was just kidding man !
Dan : Hey don't you pull some Eversman Defense on me.
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A defensive strategy used in ice hockey by Western Conference teams to prevent an opposing team from proceeding through the neutral zone (the area between the blue lines) to force turnovers. Originally coined by CBC analysts, although this same tactic employed by Eastern Conference teams is known as The Trap.
The Canucks threw a defensive blanket over the Blackhawks and kept it there with a minimal number of breakdowns -- rarely venturing over their opponent's blue line.
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To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .
The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.
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Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.
Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver
Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.
Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!
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is probably bi, but is dealing with everything related to it defensively
homophobia makes no sense to him, but he's still so weird when anything gay comes up, what a bi-defensive oddball
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