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A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!
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When you inhale and lick the dry feces out of an (preferably old) Russian man 's cankles or ballsack and then French kiss him at his funeral.
e.g: "Dude, I just had the BEST Fudge Deluxe Supreme from Colonel Sanders!"
An act by which a female gives oral sex to the male counterpart in the car after they secured the bag during a maccas run.
Girlfriend: "What do you want from maccas?"
Boyfriend: "I want a mc bj deluxe" ;)
When you go to the county fair with your girl and get hammered and she gets horny so she blows you while you’re sitting on the port-a-John.
Damn bro I was at the fair and got the best Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 the shit was lit fam. Harleys are slow
At the very most peak of it's greatness in all of it's splendor.
Stupid Drunk Hobo: "And then you'll sue her for hitting you on your bike. Not just for a regular bike, a super deluxe ultra bike with a refrigerator for the gas tank, and plasma screen t.v.'s on the handle-bars!"
Other Drunken Hobo:"Duuuude!"
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The act of sharting in public and then taking your shit pasted underwear off and disposing of it in the tank of the toilet
Man 1. Boo boo has been gone for awhile
Man 2. He's probably taking a shit
Man 1. He farted before he left so likely
Person in question....we need to leave
Later admits he put his shitty underpants in the tank of the toilet of a public setting to avoid being embrassed
Now their shit covered under pants are worse then discovering actual shit in the tank
The upper decker delux
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A high five of special fineness; and or results in the highest of quality.
Tyler and Chris gave the most deluxe high five to each other, that the earth shook, birds sang, and Arnold Schwarzenegger nodded in approval.
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