When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.
Shit bro I fucked my bitch so hard I got a dented head
Guilherme Dente is known for his giant penis and for fucking mirco’s mom.
He is such a great guy to be around.
420
Brooooo, I just caught Guilherme Dente fucking my mom.
Yo Guilherme Dente roll me a joint
On October 25th, we shall dent any hydroflask we see. By all means we will dent, smash anything. Through them down stairwells, out windows etc.
A fuck-up.
"I'm sorry...is was an ass-ki-dent. I fuck3d up again... (am kicking myself in the ass for it now).
one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???
three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!
person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:
person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.
a term used by annoying stan twitter gays and other social rejects who never stop looking at a screen, to describe someone like them, who spends way too much time sitting on a gaming chair and staring at a screen causing it to have a dent on it.
"chi girl have you seen that girls discord screentime? her chair dent must be huge!"
"bitch u spend the better part of ur day on twitter."