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drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"
other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.
"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*
"Owww!"
"nope"
a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol
Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work
when someone is playing the popular game among us and they say an opinion about a question you say: "AMONGUS DETECTED OPINION REJECTED". Or there is a way to add it to a L+ratio list.
You: "Hey bro what u think about skyrim?"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"
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Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.
A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.
Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us