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When you lay down a bunch of plastic sheeting and fuck a girl while she’s on her period and then throw the sheeting into the ocean.
It’s that time of the month for my girl and I didn’t want to fuck my couch up so we did it dexter style.
a silly little man who has 2 completely different mindsets sometimes. no motivation to really do anything at all. gives up to easily. cry’s very easily. does not try. does not really want to do anything else other than talking to sam. me love sam for real
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A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes
There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again
He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.
Dexter Ortiz is a good person
When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again
When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."