roll the dice

a dance move where you move one of your hands in a motion that looks like you are "rolling the dice." it is easy to do while driving as long as you keep one hand on the steering wheel.

Sarah decided to roll the dice to the new 50 song and was doing well, until she weaved almost hitting the construction cone. Anna told her she had to practice safer dance moves in the car for the rest of the trip.

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Roll the dice

To give a hand job. Comes from the popular dance gesture throwing dice, which usually just ends up looking like a handy.

Guy 1: She's gonna roll the dice for me, if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: YAHTZEE!

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Mark Dice

That high school bully that purposely picked on kids that were physically disadvantaged in case they wanted to fight back.
The kind of person that says "i'm not racist, but . . ."

Someone: Hey, did you know that Mark Dice knows the Earth is a sphere?
Me: He does? That's a miracle considering how many conspiracy theories he believes.

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Dicing Mitt

Dicing as in “gambling/ripping apart” Mitt as in vagina

“Yo I saw you on snap maps why you at that girls house”? I’m Dicing Mitt

No dice on a deuce

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.

I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.

Dice Box

A slang term for the vagina.

Put it in her dice box

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Hit Dice

Hit dice means hell ya or damn right

Or fuck yeah

I got my plug to deliver my zips. This never happens so I said “hit dice”’.