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The Male version of a MILF.
Dad I'd Love (to) Do
"..mmmmm there goes one sexy Dildo"
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An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.
''How did you know I had one? Shit! You've been watching my online transactions again!''
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A Dildo is an insulting term for a man who is only good for one thing.
"Kevin is such an asshole, but he is hot as hell. He should learn to shut the fuck up, and be a good dildo."
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A dildo studded with yet more dildos. Oftentimes used to describe how painful, bad or rough a situation is.
That final exam was rougher than getting raped with a dildo studded dildo.
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1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.
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The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).
Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!
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A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole
Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.
Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
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