After having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.
"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."
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Refers specifically to the very real victims that died from vaccination. This word specifically does not refer to the generally vax injured or people that experienced safe and effective results.
Did you see the MSM died suddenlies today? They said one was caused from smiling during a wedding.
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A term used to piss people off
Refering to my dick
Alan: Thats why there gonna whoop ur ass after school.
Any 1 stupid: Who
Alan: DIS DICK!!!
If you want to piss people off more then instead of saying dis dick, look down at your dick then look at them until they get the joke and get mad.
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The absolutely amazing lead singer of the band Showbread.
Josh Dies:
-wears crazy awesome eye make-up.
-dresses insanely awesome.
-crazy tats. (:
-amazing singer/screamer.
"OMG , did you go to that Showbread concert?"
"Yea, Josh Dies is sooo amazing!!!"
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when you are just happily scrolling through something and see something very cringy that you died of cringe and heart attack
person1: yooooooo i just got an anime pfp and i love fortnite!! look at my profile!
his friend: *dies of cringe*
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A huge beast that is the best person on earth who gets all the girls n will rule the earth. this name goes best with Gianni
Di Zazzo just taped 9 girls at the dsame time
When something huge happens in pop culture like a cultural reset and the world basically stops.
*big pop cultural thing*
โ lived were changed, PEOPLE DIED โ