diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

Dissing up hearing

When a block in a video game disappears and reappears in a different place in the level.

Those blocks keep dissing up hearing on me!

e-diss

Short for electronic diss

A situation in which an individual is engaging in reputation destruction with another individual over the inter-webs.

Synonym(s): Cyberbullying and Capping

Phil: Someone HELP¡ Leighton and Peyton are e-dissing me online and if it continues I will cry¡
Leighton: hah u suc boi u lil limp dick
Peyton: aha u succ son u got noodle arms
Phil: *cries*

Dissed

To shun away ; to cast out of the in crowd

Looks like he got dissed

dissed

means ur weird or fucked up

yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit
bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here

bare diss

you’re hating on something or someone

bare diss

Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!