diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

doing a diss

Variation on "diss", to diss something

A student doing a diss on antebellum lit tells me that one may never use the word "master."

oh dissed

To own someone (not a verb, see example)

A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.

sweet dissing

Talking smack through the Internet

John sweet dissing but he wouldn't say it to my face

diss rap

sub genre of “diss track”

made famous in the early 2000 by the street rap community in Vienna

Yo, a sick diss rap you have there!

bare diss

you’re hating on something or someone

bare diss

Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!