a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha
the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"
Variation on "diss", to diss something
A student doing a diss on antebellum lit tells me that one may never use the word "master."
To own someone (not a verb, see example)
A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.
Talking smack through the Internet
John sweet dissing but he wouldn't say it to my face
sub genre of “diss track”
made famous in the early 2000 by the street rap community in Vienna
Yo, a sick diss rap you have there!
After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on
Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!