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An annoyingly arrogant person that brings people down for no apparent reason neither wishes to help or explain, thus usually has no grounds for the unexplained high arrogance.
"BEGINNERS CANT PLAY !!!" "But yesterday you were a beginner yourself you DOUCHE !"
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Adjective: Used to offend people
Verb: To cleanse your asshole In preparation for an anal party
Adjective;
Catherine: “I can’t believe Marquita told my mother that I accidentally queefed on her bed!!”
Elizabeth: “I can’t believe it either! She’s such a douche”
Verb;
Mark: “Are you ready for tonight’s anal fest??”
Bruce Jenner: “Soon! I’m about about to douche my asshole so no shit goes on any dick after being shoved HARD in my tight ass!”
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douche
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
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1.(verb) To mariniate the vagina.
2. To have oil and vinegar added to a sub sandwich
Yeah, I'll have lettuce, tomato, onions and why not? Douche it!
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A person experiencing constant brain-farts and word-vomit. Frequently makes nonsense statements. However, is often very lovable and sexy, and is adored by many. A good source of entertainent.
WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.
He's such a silly douche, but i love him!
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1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that
2.) People who use Macs.
3.) Shortened version of douchebag
1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass dell laptop!"
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"
2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."
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(adj.) In prior definitions, being called a "Douche" was considered an insult. However, in recent times, being called a "Douche" is taken as a compliment because of the advancements of social adolecent culture influenced by the media. Especially the reality show on MTV, Jersey Shore.
Jake: "Abraham, you are looking so douche with those shades, tan, and buff body you have there."
Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."
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