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What faries like to do after doggy style
That little redheaded fairy sure loves her dragon style boning!
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The growing greed and desire for gold and treasure.
"Dude - what's with all the gold chains and bling - you got the dragon sickness bad man"
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To lodge three "D" cell batteries in your anus, either as a defensive measure or because you can.
Whilst in jail, the new guy used the shining dragon to impress the other inmates at shower time. He learnt the maneuver from a cheesy black and white Hentai magazine.
The Dank Dragon is the dankest of all dragos. Usually quite small and have tails bigger than their claws. The claws are made of huge blunts of oragono.
Have you seen the Dank Dragon? I heard it lies beneath the tree of mountain mikes pizza.
The dragon suit was a costume worn by Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin during 10 known concerts in the 70s. It consisted of matching high riding pants and a bolero style jacket, (jacket usually open with no undershirt) emblazoned with red and orange dragons snaking along the whole outfit, along with other colorful runic symbols. The base material was black, although there was a white version as well. It remains the most magnificent rock uniform donned by Mr. Page during Zeppelin’s age, complementing the Earl’s Court performances of 1975 when it most famously worn. Its creator is somewhat of a mystery, though any correction to that notion is welcome to the legions of Zeppelin’s fans, who out of a need for truth would pay cheap credit to Pamela Des Barres. Absurd, that this greatest of electric blues dress would be forgotten by the designer, but oh well. Today, you can by little plastic figurines of Jimmy wearing the black or white versions as a tribute to the awesome rock god garb.
In some respects, you can use it as a term for your own personal best dress for some kind of performance.
Rick decided upon wearing his dragon suit for his poetry slam.
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What one should yell before delivering a kick to a person's crotch.
'Trial of the dragon!'
*crotch kick*
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A large dragon who is the purveyor of all that is honorable and powerful. He rewards those who follow his will with Honor Dollars and punishes those that anger him by removing their penis (very kindly). He stands in opposition to Joe and his dishonorable ways of mediocrity. To please him is to commit acts that involve the Triangle Of Honor: Face, Grace and Discipline. He is all powerful and all are nothing compared to him.
Uh, I went to Arright Parking and The Grand Dragon come to me, he say to steal their Warste Barsket!
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