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When someone is dead drunk, they are so intoxicated that they seem as though they were dead.
Peter: Oh My God! What's wrong with John?
John's Girlfriend: Don't worry, Peter. He's just dead drunk(smashed).
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drunk dick.
when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.
no boner
check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!
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When someone gets drunk way too easily and becomes a bit gay.
oh that guy is Walle drunk he talks to people
The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.
If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.
You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!
Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?
You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
Over-indulging on adult beverages while engaged in online video chats with friends, family or colleagues
Person 1: It was great to connect with everyone last night over Zoom and drink the night away.
Person 2: Yes, we need to get Zoom Drunk more often.
When you work night shifts and your brain stops working. You may appear intoxicated and have difficulty driving home.
I probably shouldn't text my Tinder date right now, I'm a little bit work drunk...
the time at which someone is noticeably drunk, especially when it is not at a generally accepted time to be drunk.
"I called Bill at about 2 pm, and he was already slurring his words. Apparently, it's already half past drunk o'clock for him."