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when someone can't hold a conversation and replies with one word answers.
"Jared is such a dry texter."
"amber can hold a conversation, she is not a dry texter!"
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A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
A dry, skin-on-skin hand job with no included lubricant.
“Dude, I really simped for 6 months just to get a Dry Austin”
The action of putting one's dry big toe into another's ear. Not to be confused with the wet Danny or the wet Willy.
While driving my girlfriend gave me a dry Danny from the back seat!
When a girl or guy ferociously gives a guy a handjob against his will and with no lubricant.
Adam: ahh Maddy what are you doing?!
Maddy: Im too tired to get the lube.
Adam: nooo! Not a dry chippydog!
pinching your scrotum between your thigh and the toilet seat to keep your balls out of the water
person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water
Anal sex (usually of the surprise kind) without lube of any kind. Greek style.
I gave her the Dry Greek last night, now she can't sit properly.
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