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An individual who experiences pain in their ankles after they eat donuts.
Also known as Eats-hobia.
Hey, do you want a donut? "I really shouldn't, I'm eats-hobic."
Eating disorder:
A fucking bitch of a disorder that ruins your life and relationships 🥲👍.
NB: everyone has different eating disorder experiences. You don't have to be really skinny or overweight to have n eating disorder.
Friend: hey wanna go and eat something
Me: I am not hungry right now.
Friend: But you didn't eat breakfast
Me: *intense sweating*
Friend: Do you have an eating disorder?
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To give oral sex to a girl. To perform cunnilingus. To eat the sweet, wet, fruit of the female sex.
Ramzi won't eat the watermelon.
I totally want to eat your watermelon, baby!
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The idea that if you do not work your ass off, then someone else will beat you to it and potentially take advantage of you. It is the concept of fighting to be the best and come out on top or else you'll just be another unimportant number.
A fight or flight mechanism where only the strong win and survive.
Friend: "How'd you get that promotion and come out on top?'"
Me: "I worked harder than everyone else, didn't take shit from anyone, never quit, and beat everybody else to it."
Friend: "Hell yeah bro! Eat or be eaten!"
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What are the types of eating disorder?
ANOREXIA NERVOSA-
When you try to keep your weight as low as possible by not eating, doing lots of exercise or both!
BULIMIA-
when you sometimes lose control and eat a lot of food in a very short amount of time (binging) and are then deliberately sick, use laxatives (medication to help you poo), restrict what you eat, or do too much exercise to try to stop yourself gaining weight.
BINGE EATING DISORDER-
when you regularly lose control of your eating, eat large portions of food all at once until you feel uncomfortably full, and are then often upset or guilty.
Lily: 'I think I have an Eating Disorder'
Anna: 'What type?'
Lily: 'BULIMIA'
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Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)
Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?