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A myth, think about what ebay really is, a seller of add space on the internet. To say there is an ebay community makes as much sense as saying there is a times classified adds community. Think about what paypal is a money transference service. If paypal is part of a community then so is western union, and mastercard. Ebay likes to use the word community to make you feel warm, fuzzy, and safe. You may be warm and fuzzy but you are not safe. A community is a group of people with personal ties and mutual interests that makes them look out for each other. Ebay is a collection of buyers and sellers each pursuing their own self interest. A community controls, but also protects its' members, a lot of ebay refugees would tell you ebay doesn't really control or protect anyone. Many of ebays protections look got on paper, but are useless in the real world. Ebay is not a teddybears picnic,it is a walk in the woods and there are dangerous things in the woods, so be careful.
Why does Mr Whipple thrive ripping off ebay community members? How come so many members of the ebay community call other members of the community scamers,and liers. The only thing ebay community members seem to have in common is the belief that other members will try to use ebay,and paypal to scam them.
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Some one who thinks they are getting real good deals on ebay when they are getting screwed.
He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.
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when you buy a bunch of shit & it all comes to you over 8 consecutive nights.
i bought a new guitar & am hot-rodding the shit out of it. every day i come home & find a new UPS package. = ebay hannukkah, duh.
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Someone who has no understanding of the actual value of the product in question being sold on eBay.
I can't believe this eBay mong bought my second-hand headphones for £199 on my eBay auction with £30 p&p. They're on Amazon for £150, brand new with free postage and packaging. What an eBay mong.
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One that spends every minute of their living life on the auction site and telling unfortunate others what they are currently selling/buying/sold/bought. Obsessed with their 100% feedback, these people believe that us mere mortals should bask in the amazing knowledge they have of the site.
"Yeah he's just an eBay whore, he's on it 24/7!"
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Ebay Sniping is when you get the highest bid with only a few seconds left. That way you win the auction.
" Im Ebay sniping him with only two seconds left!"
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A plastic woman with an IQ of 40 who gets her rocks off modeling vintage clothing or Victoria's Secret merchandise. In reality, these textiles take ten cents a piece to make in China.
Usually these women are cougars with bolt-ons, or leathery adolescents with too much bronzer and greasy hair.
They are notorious for posting at least eight 8" X 5" images within their listings highlighting themselves with a variety of emo expressions rather then item their selling. They usually wear Daisy Dukes with a one inch inseam to show their ass cheeks hanging out because they're anorexic flat ass can't fill a pair of Dukes.
Ebay sluts usually do not post their face because it is ugly as a mud fence, and the ones that do end up looking like a deer in headlights.
Sometimes an Ebay slut will stand with her legs like she's holding her piss. Not to worry! She just has a little incontinence from last nights gang bang!
An Ebay slut feels self worth every time she gets another view. Its the only way to boost her confidence because she didn't get signed by a modeling agency.
Instant gratification for an Ebay slut is impossible without an added counter on the listing! Also, make sure you leave positive feedback for Ebay sluts, even if you did get a shirt with armpit stains. You would not want her to mess up her smokey eyes that took four hours to apply, now would you??
If that Ebay slut didn't look like she needed some Preparation H, I would have jizzed all over my screen.
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