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shock me like an electric eel

when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.

guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)

by Rohypnol September 6, 2008

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peackock eel

A slippery bitch whos just as pretty as she is slimy

Bruh i bet kates a fucking peackock eel

by Ash The Warthog King August 21, 2020


Plot Eel

Often thought of as a little darker or more sinister cousin to the plot bunny, Plot Eels can be slippery and hard to wrangle. Where plot bunnies multiply and hop around your brain until you jot them down. Plot Eels live in Plot Holes, they are the things you invent to resolve conflicts. They slither into your thoughts and hiss into your ear the solutions that you should write down, before dragging you into the depths with them.

Plot Eels come in different forms from time to time, some are slippery and hard to wrangle, but they can also be toothy and give you quite a shock.

"Curses, I really thought I was going to finish that chapter tonight, but I had to go hunting for a Plot Eel instead."

"I have a new Plot Eel tugging at me today, I'm excited to explore where it goes! I don't think I'll get much done on my main project though."

"I thought this was going to be such a fluffy scene but then the plot eels dragged me to the angsty side"

by Brokentcup January 31, 2024


Plot Eel

Often thought of as a little darker or more sinister cousin to the plot bunny, Plot Eels can be slippery and hard to wrangle. Where plot bunnies multiply and hop around your brain until you jot them down. Plot Eels live in Plot Holes, they are the things you invent to resolve conflicts. They slither into your thoughts and hiss into your ear the solutions that you should write down, before dragging you into the depths with them.

Plot Eels come in different forms from time to time, some are slippery and hard to wrangle, but they can also be toothy and give you quite a shock.

"Curses, I really thought I was going to finish that chapter tonight, but I had to go hunting for a Plot Eel instead."

"I have a new Plot Eel tugging at me today, I'm excited to explore where it goes! I don't think I'll get much done on my main project though."

"I thought this was going to be such a fluffy scene but then the plot eels dragged me to the angsty side"

by Brokentcup January 31, 2024


Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves marks and residue of her makeup on a dick

Dat bitch got so much red lipstick on she gave me a Bloody Eel

by December 7, 2021


Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves residue of her makeup on a dick.

"Dat bitch had so much red lipstick she gave me a Bloody Eel"

by December 7, 2021


Eel in Mongolia

To have no idea what you are doing or to lack experience in a given area.
Explanation: There are not eels in Mongolia, so an eel in Mongolia would likely have no idea what they are doing and lack experience

“Like an eel in Mongolia
“I have about as much experience as an eel in Mongolia”
“Do you know what you are doing? About as much as an eel in Mongolia”

by mrbookworm March 18, 2024