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Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin
She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask
Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.
Dude! Take him out using an egyptian throat punch!
The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
It’s strip trivia but every question is about Egypt.
Allison: hi it’s nice to meet you, want to play Egyptian Strip Trivia?
Sam: sure! How do you–
Allison: Which pharaoh covered slaves in honey to attract flies away from him?
Sam: what?
Allison: wrong, get naked
The act of taking your dick out of a chick's vagina and finding that she shed her nasty pubes on you, and there are crabs running around that look like little cats.
You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.
John: Bro, it was a nice f*ck, but I got a nasty little foreign surprise.
Mitchell: What was it?
John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.
Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.
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It is when you tear the bill off of a duck and staple it to your penis and then poke the duck with the bill until it dies.
My friend has a fetish for Egyptian Bear Traps.
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