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verb - that art of freezing a piece of feces and then a woman uses it as a dildo
WOW!!! Did you see that girl and her cold elmo!!!
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Movie from eighties about a buncha recent Georgetown grads that all frequent a bar called St. Elmo's. Starred Demi Moore, Rob Lowe, etc. In the movie, it explains that St. Elmo's Fire is a natural, atmospheric phenomenom that sailors mistook for lighthouse beacons, thus giving them reassurance that land was close. Something like a security blanket that gives comfort and reassurance in troubling times.
If u've seen the aurora borealis, then u should also check out St. Elmo's Fire.
Ever seen that movie, "St. Elmo's Fire?"
My mistress was my St. Elmo's Fire during my messy divorce.
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The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face
That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the tickle me elmo.
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A toy created by Michael Reeves to teach kids about racism
There is a camera on the toy that scans your face to determine what race you are. Typically accurate. Remember kids, buy your free trigger me Elmo on the dark web!
A term used to get a woman to tickle a mans penis, should be used in the presence of a Tickle Me Elmo doll.
"Hey babe, how about you stop tickleing me elmo, and tickle MY elmo..."
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An electrical phenomenon that causes a blue aura to emanate from certain structures during times of high static electricity. St. Elmo's Fire is often seen by sailors on ships at sea during stormy weather. Sailors in centuries past believed it was a good omen. St Elmo's Fire is known to have caused a high degree of intelligence to be possessed by person's known to have it course through their body.
Examples of such intelligent people whose genius was caused by St. Elmo's Fire are the following: Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and The Anonymous Pastor of the Church of the Better Resurrection.
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The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face
That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the Tickle Me Elmo .
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