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emergency stamp

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes

Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.

Here buddy I have my emergency

stamp for last minute mail

That is so emergency stamp

Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps

by TheKingEli July 9, 2018


Emergency Powers

Rest by sleeping

“Where’s Duterte?”
Idk. Emergency Powers?”

by revolush March 30, 2020


Emergency Cuddle

A cuddle given in a short amount of time, usually in times of panic and distress

My boyfriend was so scared of the clowns, I had to give him an emergency cuddle.

by Jaan Jaan August 5, 2017


Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.

Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.

by The_Hawk August 6, 2009


Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.

Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.

by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011

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Verge Emerge

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.

Seen as the opposite to Bush Push

Dude!. I was walking to uni today and someone totally pulled a verge emerge on me.

by The Sitdownasaurus April 15, 2011

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Word Emergency

When you can't remember or find the word/name you want to say and begin to panic.

Steve: How'd the interview go?
Todd; Not well...
Steve: Why?
Todd: They asked me what qualities I could bring to the job and I had a word emergency.
Steve: Tough Beens

by WhoriskeyBob October 15, 2009

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