Ethan

A super cute guy that drives something like a Honda CRV. He gets really good grades and goes to a school for smart kids, like Ohio State. He's not into sports, but he is a runner. He has the best hair and impeccable fashion sense.

Carl: Man that dud is too fly. What's his name?

Cornelius: Oh, that's Ethan.

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ethan

cheats in counter strike games but also plays roblox. major weeb. avid hentai watcher

Wow, that guy ethan is such a weirdo, all he does is watch hentai and plays roblox

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Ethan

A person who thinks they always win when in reality they always lose.

Molly: “My March madness bracket is so fire!!”

Tim (behind her back): “nah her bracket is so Ethan”

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Ethan

Kinda cute, but takes stuff too far. People think hes gay, but he really isn't. Always coming up with weird conspiracy theory's.

Now Ethan thinks pajamas are Illuminati? WTF?

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ETHAN

ethan a dirty prick, gay, porn viewer

ETHANhi

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Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person on this earth but has nice hair

Hey is that an Ethan?

No why?

Cuz he is annoying but has nice hair.

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Ethan

Tough, strong, firm, and still comforting. Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He can be hard to talk to sometimes, and very persuasive. Ethan is a great friend, but if you can get close, never let go. You will be more heartbroken than you could ever imagine. Ethan can be nerdy at times, but is cooler than most of the people you know. And he will always be there for you, taking things slow and respectful. Never let him go.

"Damn, you got an Ethan? Nice!"
"I have such bad luck with guys, I wish I could get an Ethan."

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