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Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.
Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!
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Loud trashy music originating from Europe. The name may sound cool but the sound is not. This genre of music makes it particularly hard to study Science.
Person1: Dude, I can't study science. My brother is blasting his Euro Trash Sex Music
Person2:Ooh, that sound like a cool genre of music
Person1: Trust me, the name decieves you
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Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash
"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
Euro Truck Simulator 2
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Check engine light is always on...no matter what you do
People: "yo you have a modded euro?"
Me: "yeah man i love it until i have to take it in for an inspection"
An instruction given to a garage attendent when filling up on gas.
Givvus 30 'uro dere bud - Dublin slang
Also, fill 'er up dere bud... Self explanatory
A Hispanic individual who is also of European descent, which can also be considered mixed of Hispanic and white.
Richard: Oh your name is Fernando? Are you a… Latino? Like hablas espanol?
Fernando: It is called Euro-Hispanic, Richard. And no, I don’t speak Spanish. Only my mom is from Mexico, not both of them. My dad is of English, Irish and of German descent… what a way to be uneducated, Richard. And FYI, it’s not polite to call a Hispanic person a Latino(a/x), especially if you’re not Hispanic yourself…