and then I found five Euros

Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.

Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!

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Euro Trash Sex Music

Loud trashy music originating from Europe. The name may sound cool but the sound is not. This genre of music makes it particularly hard to study Science.

Person1: Dude, I can't study science. My brother is blasting his Euro Trash Sex Music
Person2:Ooh, that sound like a cool genre of music
Person1: Trust me, the name decieves you

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Euro Truck Simulator 2

Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash

"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."

Euro Truck Simulator 2

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eurosize

when you get fucked by EUROSIZE your gonna walk with your legs spead for the rest of your life

I wish I was eastern european so I had a hugh dick.

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eurosize

Pertaining to small penises; Derived from the well known fact that all Europeans have miniscule genitalia.

Jenny: Girl, that guy last night was terrible.
Tiffany: Yeah, he was Eurosized.
Jenny: Yeah, his penis was the smallest thing ive ever seen!
Tiffany: No kidding girl, it was like spaghetti, but it wasn't even long!
Jenny: Yeah, im totally gonna play for the other team next time.
Tiffany: Damn Eurosize.

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the game is 25 Euro

Tiark

The Game is 25 Euro.

Modded Euro

Check engine light is always on...no matter what you do

People: "yo you have a modded euro?"
Me: "yeah man i love it until i have to take it in for an inspection"