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Someone who likes happy tapioca
Ewan Gould is so wierd he really love happy tapioca
Ewan K. is a He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. Besides romance, he is an avid business owner, owning a large factory. If you are a small Asian girl, watch out, he might turn you into a protein shake.
You are being a real Ewan K. today, and I love it!
My Singing Monsters player: I love Epic Wubbox!
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox
That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue
Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"
BMW Merchant, (drives a fiesta)
Ewan Millican: "Love The One Series, Hate the mrs"
"I really want a BMW" *cries*
The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time
that guy is such an Ewan Hanley