this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.
Ewan Beale-"Hey man when you take MDMA you get MDMA farts and its sound asf"
A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.
omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*
a type of dog
loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
ewan lindsay has curly noodles in his hair
he acts fruity with troy xxxxxx
who’s that with troy
oh it’s ewan lindsay