I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa

Ismael Cruz Cordova’s most inspirational quote. Apparently his mum called him.

John Cena: Your time is not up. Your time is now.

Ismael: I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa

VYUWBIHCWBKCEBHJBHJHJBCE HS EJBKJ KJ EWE KW WN MNW MNDW KWD KJWB MNWNDWK,M

When you fuck every person in England at once

Hey Duhan I just VYUWBIHCWBKCEBHJBHJHJBCE HS EJBKJ KJ EWE KW WN MNW MNDW KWD KJWB MNWNDWK,M!

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QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad

The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.

The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.

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Brotha ew

"brotha ew" Is usually used to describe an abnormal looking part on ones body

I saw her forehead and said brotha ew. Why is it so of normally large?

Matthew Ewing

The Matthew Ewing Effect is when a player in the MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) game League of Legends will pick a champion that they have seen someone else “go off” with (“Go off” meaning that another player does extremely well with in game) and then proceed to pick that champion thinking that because they have seen that someone else did great with, then they will instantly assume that playing said champion will make their knowledge and ability in the game exceed like the players they have seen play that champion. Most of the time the player will then flame the enemy team (insult and harass them) and / or blame the game that they are performing poorly.

Keep in mind that this definition is mostly targeting newer players in the game because experienced players can probably see someone do good as another champion and pick them up with some ease due to their knowledge. However, new players will do this without the knowledge of the game or champion and will most likely make themselves look like a complete idiot.

A player sees someone use Yasuo (an assassin / fighter character) and go 29/5 (kills to death) and begins to play that champion, only to wonder why they lost in a fight and blame the game or other players when they do not know how to play Yasuo. Thus you would say "Looks like they're Matthew Ewing"

ewe squirrel

edwardo

though they always denies it, they are an ewe squirrel

lobs ew

a funny way of pronouncing "loves you"

Terrence "Lobs ew"
Carol: "Love you too!"