explode ain't no verb

A phrase used to point out that the word "explode" isn't a verb, you dimwitted fuckhole.

Brian: I'm going to explode you
Tommy: Explode ain't no verb

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Fuck the duck until exploded

Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.

I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

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Exploding Gas Tank

After eating a bean burrito and while performing the Dirty Gas Pump, let your anus explode a steaming load on the persons face.

Last night I gave Erica the Exploding Gas Tank

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My Kidneys Have Exploded

Ryan Keith Follese's impression on "My ovaries have exploded"

Beautiful Freak: OMG MY KIDNEYS HAVE EXPLODED
Normal Person: what but I thought it was ovaries
Beautiful Freak:...
Normal Person:...

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Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "干爆鸭子" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.

Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.

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man eating exploding shark

The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.

If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.

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exploded his knife

When a man cums all over someone.

lee91:He just exploded his knife all over me!
pwn:He just did WHAT!?!
lee91:Yeah it just shot all over me like a ballistic knife!

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