A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.
Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!
A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday
Facebook chat with your "Friend"
You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.
facebook is a resource for child molesters to meet the children that they will molest
molestations
sadness
facebook
facebook is a site for people usually with an iq less than 80 OR they are usually over thirty. perfect for stalking n poking.
chat on facebook tonight, yeah?
The only book teenagers read these days.
Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.
Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.
Ciera: Good one.
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The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.
Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Mom: Are you doing your homework son?
Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.
Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.
Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
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