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BRIAN'S FATE PART 2

GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.

He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.

The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.

And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.

Amen

Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.

Amen

by ILOVEHUMANFLESHHIHIHI February 25, 2021


no fate but what we make

From the terminator movie meaning that we can change the future, tho t3 screws the whole series up.

"the future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves"

by Coca December 27, 2003

324๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

Pronunciation: \หˆflฤซ\\iล‹ \หˆfi-kษ™l\ \หˆfiล‹-gษ™r\ \หˆรคv\ \หˆfฤt\

This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)

If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.

Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"

by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


there are fates worst than death

a quote used by Raiden in Mortal Kombat after killing Shinnok in the ending after MK X and Before MK 11.

Shinnok: Even you cannot kill an elder god
Raiden There are Fates worst than death.

by Put it in my bowl daddy December 15, 2020


a fate worse than tummyache

If something is bad, then it can described as "a fate worse than tummyache". For example, being kicked in the nuts by a miss rosie, or being forced to talk to kim

Kim: Why do you want me to unblock you?
Lar: I don't. Then you could talk to me, and that would be a fate worse than tummyache!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

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ill-fated ass grab

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

by mattkorey September 5, 2008

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No fate but what we make

To create a future whether there is the on you like or the one you donโ€™t or something in between. We can create it yet not solo or solely based on our own volition ; God, God through other people and other things like our environments but we are given choices so do take credit but not all
Of it

No fate but what we make is possible and the we is not and I.

by No fate but what we make November 17, 2020

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