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Where a creepy FB Stalker or creepy mind numb follower takes over another person's FaceBook page by consistently posting focus group tested talking points and other demagoguery with extremely long vapid and inane comments. Also, the FB Squatter believes the person he/she is FB Squatting cannot function without his/her incredibly lame posts. Also, an FB Squatter regularly believes themselves to be witty and hilarious while embarrassing themselves with their schlocky posts.
A creepy Guy luvs FB Squatting on AZ CD-8's page while deluding himself that he is her "knight in shining armor."
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When a person on Facebook feels it is necessary to post at least three times in a 24 hour period on something he/she will be doing or is doing in order to increase the amount of comments and "likes". Posting once that you are going to the show is insufficient.
FB First Post: "I am so bored at work right now but am sooo excited about the concert I am going to tonight!".
FB Second Post: "Sitting front row at the show! I will try my best to take some pics for you guys!".
FB Triple Post: "Tonight's show was the best ever. You guys missed out big time!".
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One who refuses to get their own FB account and instead uses their spouse of significant other's account. This allows them to truthfully deny having an account. This person uses the account to check up on family members and friends.
Sister: "Dad was on mom's FB account again! He grounded me because I cursed on FB."
Brother: "Yeah, he's such an Undercover FB User."
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someone who stalks your facebook page
Facebook stalker (FBS), Danielle Marchese
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A mutual friend or acquaintance that becomes jealous of their friend's Facebook posting or pictures of an outing that they were not invited to.
Did you see the photo album that Melissa posted yesterday on FB? I can't believe she and Fredy went to the P. Diddy concert and didn't invite us! I'm totally FB Jealous!
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Someone new to FB that has yet to learn how to send a private message via the "message" option on the intended recipients profile. Instead, this newbie posts the private message on their status update. Ooopsie!
Granddaughter, "Grandma, I think you did a Newbie FB Oopsie! You didn't mean to ask EVERYONE how their trip to Florida was....right?"
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."
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People (mostly female) posting pictures of themselves , always posing , never really doing anything , for the likes and "you are soooo pretty's".Fishing for compliments.
posting pics of oneself , mostly posed and solo, on their FB page , in order to receive compliments on their looks - FB Foto Fishing.
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