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The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.
Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.
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When you are at a large gathering of people, especially a bbq or a thanksgiving celebration...and everyone starts feasting on meats and such, and you feel like such a carnivore and everyone around you turns into a pack of hyenas.
There was a feeding of the mammals at my dad's when he cooked that pork shoulder. He invited over 20 people and they looked like if the pork wasn't good they would eat each other. It was the ending of Troll 2 and you felt disgusted by it, yet at the same time you liked it...unless you were a vegetarian pussy.
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Something that should be removed when it's clear that the recipient has become a shell of its former self and where there's no hope of any sort of dignified future existence.
The Simpsons should have its feeding tube removed.
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1) To spend as little as possible on a female at a club or bar. 2) To buy a girl nothing but still expect her to sleep with you.
bird-feed/bird-feeding/bird-fed
(Created by The Czar)
"Man, I have no cash...tonight I gotta bird-feed these hoes."
"That hoe bought me 10 drinks, but I was bird-feeding her ass all night."
"I've been goin out with Betsy for two weeks and haven't bought her shit yet...that hoe just got bird-fed"
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The process of documenting networks of gossips, often at an office or at school, by feeding distinctive, false statements to different members of the network and then listening for references to those statements made by other members of the network.
"Nicholas never had thought to take up the game himself, to feed the hydra false information that wold echo in the whispering of its many heads" — John Fowles, "The Magus"
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To stroke the female pussy from a frontal standing position reaching down with arm extended and palm of hand facing up, a slight foward and back motion is then gestured with said hand simulating the "feeding of the goat"!
After Paddy had finished strapping his best friends gran to the scaffolding he first stripped her naked, kicked her legs apart a yard or so and proceeded to feed the goat.
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The act of masturbation.
It is said that the hand gesture used by masturbators is reminiscent of a farm hand distributing feed to the chickens.
What have you been doing today?
Nothing much. Just sitting around, feeding the chickens.
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