figure four

A wrestling pin where ones head is in between the players legs, the person being pinned is facing up, while the person pinning is facing down, putting the person being pinned near the the other persons butt.

Dude, nick put me in a good figure four last match. My head was stuck.

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action figure

the adult synonym for the word "toy"; as done with confidence, and without humiliation.

and little Debo said to his mom, "its not a TOY, its an ACTION FIGURE! Get it right mom!"

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Ballpoint Figure

An averaged sum, usually asked for by a complete tree stump when obtaining a fake lead.

"Yes ma'am, and what was the purchase price of the home?" "ummm" "Just a ballpoint figure ma'am."

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Go figure

A saying used when something happens that you might have expected, but you have absolutely nothing original or intelligent to say. Generally used by idiots with IQs below 85, who just want to hear them selves talk, and build thier own unfounded egos.

Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh

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action figure

Female code word for vibrator or dildo

With my husband out of town and the kids gone, last night I had to break out my action figure.

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snitch figure

A person who is a known snitch. Kinda like a mob figure but a snitch instead.

You'se a snitch figga ass nigga

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Figurative truth

A statement, or label which is true, but only within it's non-literal context.

Two very close friends "adopt" each other as sibling, identifying as such. At one's graduation the other declares, "That's my sister!" A figurative truth.

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