Random
Source Code
Random
The most perfect young man you'll ever meet in your entire life. He's so hot and sexy that he'll make your dick snap upon looking him in the eye. He's funny and has a huge shlong.
Guy 1: Bro look at that guy, he's so fucking hot
Guy 2: OH SHIT THAT'S A FLETCHER!
Guy 1: A WHAT?? *dick breaks* SHIT!
a man who has an obnoxiously voluptuous back door, accompanied with his bushy ginger beard he’s the walking definition of a jolly chap.
girl 1: ‘i have fletcher next year’
girl 2: ‘you’re so lucky… have you seen his bum?’
A complete douche bag that wastes his money on supreme hats and sweat shirts and dumb ass shit like that.
Dude that guy is such a fletcher
Someone who is a bully, likes to start fights, and is often bald, and ugly.
Ewwwww, that guy is an ugly ass fletcher!
Total daddy/mommy with a girthy dump truck and the wits of a 2000s British comedian. This person is always in a callous competition with the abrasively elaborate tedium & affliction that often accompanies philosophical unease; they're resisting the weight of an impending nihilistic dread. Curvy and chunky fellow with a proclivity for paraplegia in convictions.
A person who's culminating an unending refrain of self-awareness and improvement, always presenting themselves from a twisted angled perception of themselves.
Person 1: "I met this guy on campus today. He was really complex in his strife for philosophical ease and unturning some fundamentals principles of our universe!"
Person 2: "Without a shadow of doubt, I can assure you've encountered an intriguing breed of man."
Person 1: "I can't be {visibly discarding presented facts}... so that means..."
Person 2: "Indeed my friend: tis the residue of a peachy man, on thine soul. An archetype of man, one that, alone, drew the first breathe of the sentient man, a well-informed individual. The man thou hast encountered in thine corporeal routines, was as a matter of fact, a fierce Fletcher."
Person 1: "He, the unforsaken sinner, the cornerstone of all man's greatest feats, the adonis of all sapien archetypes, even the first triple sapien sapien sapien, was the one present in thine vicinity prior to this mundane conversation (at least in how it pales in comparison to his omniscient greatness)."
#both subsequently sacrifice themselves for this all-knowing entity, pleading to conglomerate their souls with his divine cause#
Noun; A name for a big spud, the largest of the potato family.
That Fletcher is well and truly baked.