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Vomiting, nausea, fainting, body-aches and/or upper-respiratory distress associated with the activity of pushing, pulling, or towing a Prowler (large metal sled-type object used for sports conditioning exercises).
The Prowler Flu got that chick after her fifth set of sprints with the Prowler.
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A sickness that causes skiers and snowboarders to call in sick to work after a recent accumulation of fresh powder.
I had to call in sick today with snow flu after last night's storm put 2 feet of fresh on Mt. Rose.
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When you become physically ill after spending a significant amount of money. Usually stomach pains.
Aw man I really want to get that new game, but I know I'll get the Jew Flu if I don't wait for a sale.
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A fictional sickness used to excuse one from doing things when one is high on illegal substances.
No i cant go to work I got that there baltimore flu.
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Flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. The flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. It is never intentional. One who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart.
Roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went to work any way. During a sales meeting, he tried to pass gas and ended up with a flu fart and had to waddle out of the conference room.
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A symptom that comes from sticking too much cocaine up your nose rsulting in a sniffle.
I think i have a touch of Columbian Flu
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(n) seemingly random, minor illness following prolonged stints of sleep deprivation, drinking, and drug use. Often contracted by sharing drinking vessels or nitrous crackers.
I think I picked up raver flu this weekend after hitting four clubs in two days and doing a case of dumb.
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