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A post-follower is someone that (on a forum) searches for posts of alts, newbies and regulars, and posts a rude comment or just a coment about the person for no particular reason
Did you see that post-follower? He was the one to post after every one of that guys posts.
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When a friend stands in a driveway and tells you with a smile one her/his face and say's, "I have an idea and watch they will all follow me."
Girl: Can time go backwards?
Guy: They follow me Sally watch, I started it first and they follow me.
Girl: Whatever silly don't be so cocky. How was your day? Are you too busy to talk?
Guy: No, whats up?
Girl: I just wanted to communicate with you.
(5years later)
Guy: We should just do it. We want to have sex. I think you deserve better in life.
Girl: We will ruin or friendship and I have feelings for you already.
Guy: I'll never harm you. If I were a samurai and I could ever save your life would you let me? Roschell told me no.
Girl: (Laughing) Ok, but only if the children can be saved too. (under her breath) I love you____.
*(He didn't hear me because of the traffic at the intersection turning into the drive way of Logan's, I never said it again *until now*)
(10 years later)
Woman: Nice hat
Man: I told you Sally, they follow me.
Woman: For good or bad reasons?
Man: Ra meaning I'm a sledghammer and I'm right
Woman: Are you really? Glad "The Man" gets to runn that's right R. u. N.N. his mouth and away. Never say I didn't warn you. Look like an Ass and a whole bit of never shows up when love calls. Have fun with shallow hallows. Did you ever really love me was that a faced/ad to get me in the sack that many times tricky dixcsnon?
Has he won the Oscar for best preformance but it was all and act? That's why they get called Oscar J Deezy's. When they want to, as they would say "Hit That" all the boys pull out that Oscar winning performance. Then dump you and call you a hoe, hooch, the list goes on...and or a bitch that won't give it up. Sockondeez words smithy Doe!
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Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself.
Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night.
Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight!
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Act learned early in life when one follows who ever is in charge with little question of wrong doing and believe in trust and honesty.
I've always played follow the leader.
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aficionado of the female breast, lover of 'tits, etc
that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
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The process of following a person while being in front of them.
Often in cases where the person behind you does not know they are being reverse followed, they will assume they are following you and creeping you out.
You and a friend are going to some destination in separate vehicles but you don't know how to get there. For some reason you end up to be the front vehicle so you have to rely on signals from your friends vehicle behind you to arrive at the desired destination. Once you arrive your friend says to you nice job reverse following me.
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thirsty bitches that follow people on instagram for the sake of knowing them through at least some degree of separation, or within a few minutes of meeting them
"You're such a follow whore. You just met those guys like two minutes ago."
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