The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.
My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!
two vomiting kids left and right
"i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home."
The extreme salivation that usually sets in as a precursor to vomiting. Normally occurs during an extreme night of drinking, such as after a harsh shot or one beer bong too many.
I'd had like 13 beers, and I was doin fine. Then, Joe brought me the shot of Jack. As soon as I downed it, the Fountain Mouth kicked in, and I knew I was done. Next stop; Puke City.
Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but the water gets flung out of the toilet bowl onto the floor
Dude 1: Yo, why is there water on the floor?
Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again
Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?
Three friends sitting in a row, two outer friends interlock fingers and stroke middle friends penis while pouring lube into top of interlocked fingers
Billy, Joe, and bob were arrested at the movie theatre the other night after they were caught red handed in the middle of a friendly fountain during the premiere of broke back mountain
What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion
She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...
When you go to a cinema and decide instead of missing any part of the movie you hold in any toilet trips you may need to have.
Dude i went to see transformers last week, biggest movie fountain EVER.