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When your so bored that it feels like the hands on a clock are frozen (time stops)
Mark was so bored, it seemed to him as if the time had frozen hands.
When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.
Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
When a dude finishes in his hand and immediately slaps his load across the side of the girls head into her hair. Thus giving the visualization of a beautiful frozen waterfall.
Joe was so proud of the frozen waterfall he just gave Susan, that he invited his buddies in to check it out.
A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.
I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.
When you shit in a long tube sock, freeze it, and hit someone with it
I ran into my brother's room and slapped him with the frozen frank i made earlier
Any object or device that is shaped in such a way as to be used for female sexual pleasure (such as a dildo) that is exceptionally cold or frozen.
Such an object may be used to cool down an overheated vagina, provide a brisk sensation during masturbation or foreplay, or possibly thrown in a cooler along with other frozen objects to keep beer cold.
"Dude, this beer isn't really that cold!"
"Well, there wasn't time to get ice, so I used some ice packs and such."
"Yeah, like this kids' soccer ball, and, ... WTF! You've got a frozen Billy in here! Tell me you washed it first!!"
To stick ones hand in ice for 3 minutes without cursing followed by sticking your hands down your partners pants in hopes of morning sex
Nothing says I love you like a frozen Puzen!