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When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.
Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
When you shit in a long tube sock, freeze it, and hit someone with it
I ran into my brother's room and slapped him with the frozen frank i made earlier
Any object or device that is shaped in such a way as to be used for female sexual pleasure (such as a dildo) that is exceptionally cold or frozen.
Such an object may be used to cool down an overheated vagina, provide a brisk sensation during masturbation or foreplay, or possibly thrown in a cooler along with other frozen objects to keep beer cold.
"Dude, this beer isn't really that cold!"
"Well, there wasn't time to get ice, so I used some ice packs and such."
"Yeah, like this kids' soccer ball, and, ... WTF! You've got a frozen Billy in here! Tell me you washed it first!!"
To stick ones hand in ice for 3 minutes without cursing followed by sticking your hands down your partners pants in hopes of morning sex
Nothing says I love you like a frozen Puzen!
Huxtable (Cosby)
The subtle art of taking a huge crap, placing it in your freezer until under 30 degrees fahrenheit. Once frozen, remove it from the freezer and hide it somewhere near your bed. Start having anal sex with your partner(female) and slide it into her vagina before she can react to the chill, but while you nut. It'll melt, completing the maneuver.
James just pulled a Frozen Huxtable on Jenna!
When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo
John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo
When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting
Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.