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Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.
Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.
When you fuck a virgin or an inexperienced chick leading her to do the nastiest things and to behave like an experienced slut.
Hey man! Look at that cute chick, I am sure she hasn't tried a proper cock yet....oh God, I wish I could fuck the slut out of her!
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Fuck the shit out of you means a guy will fuck the shit out of a girl so hard it’s going to make her cum so hard. It also means he’s going to suck tf out of her clit and lick tf out of her pussy and make her cum hard multiple times. It’s another way of saying I’m going to fuck you so good.
fuck the shit out of you. I fucked this girl last night she’s talking all about it with her friends. I made her cum so hard.
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When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.
Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.
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1. A term used by bikers when some retard is standing directly infront of them
2. Used when there is something large barreling towards you at a very high speed
1. OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE
2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK
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To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way
Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.
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When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.
First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"
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