kung fu

(Chinese) An aquired skill.

Cooking is just as much a kung fu than Wing Chun or Hsing I.

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math fu

An extremely disciplined, powerful martial science where strength is built in solving equations and reading ancient texts. Some Math Fu problems are so powerful that they can break the arm of someone who is writing them. Math Fu has many systems like Algebra, Differential Equations, Trigonometry, and others. Math Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It is the basis for many later forms of martial sciences.

The three masters Bernoulli, Ricatti, and Clairaut finish the last 10th order differential kata in the university dojo as young, malevolent-minded Newton observed.

Grandmaster Clairaut - "The righteous path to Math Fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, grasshopper."
Black Belt Newton - "I think not!"

All four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.

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see fu

master or teacher, usually in kung-fu schools. in chinese, cantonese.

thank you see fu for the years of training.

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waif-fu

A form of movie martial arts where a tiny, pretty girl gives a beating to opponents much bigger than her who in real life would tear her apart.

A subtrope of Pintsized Powerhouse. Often used by the Action Girl, Faux Action Girl, Hot Amazon, Little Miss Badass, and Lady of War. Very common among characters of the Mary Sue variety. Compare to the Cute Bruiser who uses a completely different style of combat. - tvtropes.org

see Babydoll in Suckerpunch, River in Firefly, Chun Li in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

"Did you see how that ballerina took out that gang member?"

"Yeah, she used some beautifully choreographed waif-fu."

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Shaq Fu

The art of the mixture of baskeball and they keys to all martial arts into 1 complicated combination. Mostly found in Shaq's agressive playing during basketball.

Shaq schooled Kobe with his Shaq Fu.

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FU shot

1. The term used to give a large quantity of alcohol. A "Fucked Up" shot of alcohol.

2. A shot of alcohol served by a ninja with kung fu skills. If a consumer of alcohol finishes their shot the said ninja can replace the shot without the consumers knowledge thus forcing the consumer to question if they really did finish their previous shot.

Girl: how much have you put in there?

Dude: there's a Fu shot

Party host: FU shots all round

cmd fu

The art of doing battle with the command line - usually for for configuration purposes... and hopefully winning!

I tried to use cmd fu on X, but it's still defeating me.