Like a couch but for cooncil punters
Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench
The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.
Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.
When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility
Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player
One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.
A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.
Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police