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Garage Saleing

Noun. The act of going to multiple garage sales.

My friend just got done garage saleing.

by Cowboy Phred June 19, 2010

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cock garage

Anything a cock could possibly be inserted in

Shut you ten cock garage. or My arse aint a cock garage. or She is just a cock garage.

by Lucky November 6, 2002

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


garage sale

The re-sale of old items that have collected in parts of the house (often the basement of the garage). Dominated primarily by lower-class citizens or senior citizens.

"If you haven't used it in 6th months, I think it's safe to sell it in the garage sale."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

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Garage girl

A young lady (generally 18-30), who goes out with her mates sporting bleached blonde hair, copious amounts of fake tan and a short skirt. Typically, these girls will be 'easy', educated to AS level standard, and most crucially, enjoy dancing to garage/speed garage/RnB, whilst singing the lyrics that they're aware of after consuming 10 bottles of Smirnoff Ice. Essex is the Mecca for these types, although examples are found commonly in the nightspots of West London, along with most major cities in the UK. Older specimens are highly rare, and tend to have progressed by this stage from 'garage girl' to 'tart'.

Lad 1: Fancy goin' Ministry? I heard it's a school disco night tonight.

Lad 2: Definitely, should be choc a block with garage girls.

"Your bag/shoes/belt/make-up is proper garage"

by VitoC August 3, 2010

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Penis Garage

A whores vag which is good for nothing else but storing a penis, and its forth-comming cum/junk.

1: dude where do you store your shit?
2: in that dirty whores penis garage!!!
1: ooooooooh snap

by kayla292929 January 1, 2009

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garage sale

A peculiarly middle-to-lower class phenomonen where the chiuldren of a household sell all their parents belongings at the weekend claiming poverty.
It works well on two levels for the children as:
1) they get the proceeds of the sale and
2) they get a pocket money raise because the parents feel guilty for not giving them enough pocket money in the first place

Sometimes used to fence stolen car stereos in the more dungeoneous povo estates

Mother: Have you seen my vibrator darling? I've looked everywhere for it...
Father: Oh God, I think the kids have just had a garage sale. I swear I saw Mrs Fisk from number 18 walking home with a smile on her face.

by Surgeon_General September 1, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boner Garage

A "Boner Garage" is a place to park your lovely boner! Your significant other or that hoe Sheva that you met down the street could often serve as your "boner garage".

Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"

Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.

by atthesametime69 August 7, 2018

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