Poppin' a Gerbil

Squeezing a Gerbil to the point where it eventually dies; Normally accomplished with one's hands.

Jesus, did you see Mary? she got caught Poppin' a Gerbil!

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brain gerbil

A song or phrase that goes around and around in your head, like a gerbil in its cage

I hate Hillary Duff, her songs always end up as brain gerbils!

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anerexic gerbil

Another saying for someone needs to quit being a bitch towards someone else.

Gosh Jesse, you need to quit being an anerexic gerbil!

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gerbil sauce

1. An acceptable response to any comment that could possibly be construed as sexual, especially in reference to explicit sex between men. Often preceded by, "Mmmm..."
2. A random interjection often made in raunchy conversation during a competitive game of dominoes at an outdoor barbeque.

Chris: How 'bout some of that hot buttery man love?
Steve: Mmmm... gerbil sauce.

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Ass Gerbil

Someone who works hard, but has little or nothing to show for it.

I work for Walmart; How much more of an Ass Gerbil can a person become???

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sex gerbil

"Sex symbol" being misread.

See Harry Potter.

"Harry is a sex gerbil!"

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gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

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