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Gift Okey is not a present to the world. Shes very toxic and always has to be the victim. If you ever meet someone called Gift Okey then you should run away as fast as you can. She’s also homophobic.
Gift Okey : Hey John
John: um hi Gift
Gift: Fat gay cow
John: can you say sorry
Gift: no you attacked me
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An act of somebody buying you an expensive gift with the aim of guilting you into buying a gift of same value for them in return.
Damn, Anthony is gift-guilting me into buying him something expensive after he bragged about buying me some Tiffany jewelry for Christmas! I had to match him!
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a gift of something you like that you give to somebody, so you can have it/some yourself
"Here is a lovely box of chocolates. Open them up and give me one!"
"Hey, it's a Dutch Gift!"
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The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.
Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Curious party: Dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?
Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
Curious party: Nice.
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Leaving an air biscuit or fart behind in an enclosed space for someone else to enjoy at a later time.
I got into the elevator on the 10th floor and someone left a gift biscuit in there. It was so bad, I took the stairs!
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When you take a shit on someones pillow as a surprise for them to find.
I left a pillow gift for Steve.
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