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Goober

Someone who is an idiot or an incompetent. Does things stupidly- is stupid.

person 1: to person 2 my girlfriend is such a goober.
person 2: haha what an idiot!

by goob01 March 23, 2019

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Goober

The act of slobbing someone down on all parts of body. Usually a sexual act. The goober has been used out threw the sitcom "Martin" by Cole.

Dude I was one second from giving the girl the goober.

by DildoBaggins1 June 25, 2018

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goober

A republican who is clueless of the facts but repeats Republicanโ€™s party rhetoric verbatim

The Goober keeps on repeating what he hears on TV

by JonesBobby April 6, 2016

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goober

Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.

"She's quite the goober."

by Jason Lamb February 3, 2008

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goober

Codeword for the pig-latinized version of the word, said when the subject of the comment is around and you don't want to offend them.

Dude 1: Did you see Dude 3's shorts?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?

by Not My Real Name, I Swear September 11, 2009

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goober

Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.

I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.

by Shellers December 13, 2005

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a goober

tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.

Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!

by DaSwiper January 15, 2011

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