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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

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normal 6th grader

Every other 6th grader but they have a brain, they do the following
-Not vape in the bathrooms
-Not associate with gangs and say swear words
-Dont use the app tiktok as a brainwasher

Props to the 6th graders who are normal as they're the ones you need to be friends with.

The normal 6th graders are really different from your average troublemaking 6th grader -Person -1

by MannyMandle01 March 3, 2024


7th Grader

A human being easily recognized by the need of a punch to the face.

damn, the new 7th Grader's are even worse then we were!

by small cock sucker 82 April 27, 2021


7th Grader

A 12-13 year old that is to young to know anything but to old to not know anything, Thinks they're depressed and emo but later on regrets they're actions because of it. Most 2000s 7th graders want to forget the year completely because of how embarrassing it was.

7th grader: someone that wears all black and insists that the one strand of hair in front of their face counts as "bangs"

by Please let me forget September 18, 2020


6th grader

a place danielle cohn and zoe lavern should be.

"isnt that that 6th grader danielle cohn"

"oh yea and theres her twin zoe lavern"
"i heard she was crying because charli is better than her"
"they are some THOTS"
"yup they act just like 6th graders"

by The best advice giver ;) December 16, 2020


6th grader

The people everyone and anyone the grade above hate.

These stupid 6th graders are invading our school.

by Mr. dont fuck wit me November 16, 2022


6th grader

a species of human that can only say things such as "SHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHH" and "Harder daddy"

Thomas is a 6th grader

by Azwall September 12, 2021