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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.
THE BULLY!!!!!
Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.
America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.
Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
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a place danielle cohn and zoe lavern should be.
"isnt that that 6th grader danielle cohn"
"oh yea and theres her twin zoe lavern"
"i heard she was crying because charli is better than her"
"they are some THOTS"
"yup they act just like 6th graders"
The people everyone and anyone the grade above hate.
These stupid 6th graders are invading our school.
a species of human that can only say things such as "SHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHH" and "Harder daddy"
Thomas is a 6th grader
Ive only heard this being used a few times but im just doing this anyway.
Companies becoming gay for one mouth then going back to normal the second the months over.
The term "less gay then a emo 4th grader" is comparing companies to a 4th grader who says they are gay but actually arent. (i offended at least one person with that)
Guy 1: "did you hear how they took down the pride flags overnight after pride month"
Guy 2: "man they less gay then an emo 4th grader!"
Every other 6th grader but they have a brain, they do the following
-Not vape in the bathrooms
-Not associate with gangs and say swear words
-Dont use the app tiktok as a brainwasher
Props to the 6th graders who are normal as they're the ones you need to be friends with.
The normal 6th graders are really different from your average troublemaking 6th grader -Person -1
AKA a freshman in high school. They are usually the ones that are nervous on the first day and they need a map to figure out how to get to their classes. And they think that they’re adults now just because they’re no longer in middle school, but little do they know that freshman year is just the beginning. They’ve still got a long 4 year journey to go. And they’re the most hated group of high schoolers because of the fact that they’re immature and they just came from middle school. They think high school is all fun and games during freshman year, but little do they know that after freshman year, it gets a lot more serious.
Sophomore: “Hey what grade are you in”?
Freshman: “I’m a 9th grader”
Sophomore: “Ew, imagine being a freshman”