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An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.
"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."
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An inappropriate Cartoon Network show about the child of a man who screws with his niece: so their child’s paternal uncle and maternal grandfather are the same person.
Uncle Grandpa? Yuck! Who’s promoting this kind of incest to little kids??
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A hair gel commonly used by grandpas. Often their grandsons comment on how good their hair looks. It is often sold in jars with Ed Crankshaft's picture on them. He has been known to use it.
Nelson: (let's out a big wolf whistle) Whoah, boy! You're getting all gussied up. What's going on?
Ed: I'm fixing my hair. I'm going bowling with a bunch of the bus drivers. You know, your Uncle Rudy and your Aunt Lena and all them.
Nelson: Wow! What's that stuff all in your hair?
Ed: (starts laughing) That's my Grandpa Goo. Hey, wanna come with me? The gang's gonna flip when you use this.
Nelson: Nice! (bends his head down) Let's massage this into my mop!
Ed: (growling) That's the ticket! No grandpa is complete without a good hairdo. All you need is some Grandpa Goo!
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Grandpa of margarita who was also a spy for the USSR. He killed many people. Totally boss ass player. Often referred to Theodore, but we all know he is Vladimir Spetsnaz. There was a lucky woman who wifed him instead of getting killed. Total bro. Always buy a vodka when you see him.
That dude is a russian grandpa.
Dude by him a vodka!
Why?
He a boss ass player and a killer!
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Salted yogurt prepared in a traditional manner that tastes faintly of musk. Often served with lemon.
The last time I visited grandpa, I tried some of grandpa's yogurt. It sure was musky.
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A seafood dish made by your grandfather, who has lost interest in cleanliness or proper cooking technique. Usually appearing soggy, half-eaten and covered with cat hair. Commonly warmed in the microwave.
"God damnit. He's making us grandpa shrimp again."
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Urban African American slang that refers to boat shoes or other shoes generally owned by Whites specifically either Sperry Topsiders or Clarks Wallabees. Sometimes used as a derogatory remark to {preppy} whites or african americans who do well in school.
" Yo homey that white boy in yo gym class got him some fresh grandpa boots."
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