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Granny sack is a word that me and a friend created ... it means quite a few things
1. old ball sack (dirty one)
2. old bag (as in old person)
3. a new brand of bin bags specially made for old people (if parents or an elderly person asks)
4. also you can go granny sacking which is getting a beanbag or your ball sack and slapping people in the face with it
5. getting out your old ball sack (dirty one again) when people are taking photos so they have unwanted memories of your old balls :p
i'll do an example for each one
1. john mccririck is a granny sack
2. john mccririck is a granny sack that picks his nose
3. john mccririck just bought some granny sacks for the bins
4.OMG john mccrirck is granny sacking in manchester and he's being arrested ... yeey
5. posh spice looked through her holiday pics from spain and saw that john mccririck was granny sacking in the background
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You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.
"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.
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The fucking best troll on the web. She poses as a Grandmother. She enjoys baking cookies, collecting nudes, stalking people, being nice, knitting things and being nice.
She can be found on Truthbox.
Granny Ann! bake me some fucking cookies!
No child! ask nicely!
Wh- but. NO!
But then no cookies!
WAIT!
yes?
May I have some cookies?
Yes! (ownnnned.)
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A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.
All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.
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Soft silky underwear that caresses your body, these undies usually incorperate lacy floral designs and come in very feminine colors, If you have never worn nylon hi cut panties you really should try them at least once as they feel so increaable under your dress or dress pants. Try Vanity Fair nylon hi cut panties once and you will never wear a rope up your butt again. (besides really, come on! Why bother wearing anything at all if your gong to wear that little ropey thingy you call underwear) Hi cut panties rule.
"Hey everyone the secrets out! Granny panties aren't just for grannies anymore"
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Known as GG. Has the coolest grand kids and is the life of the party. A Great Granny always has mints in her purse.
You have the coolest Great Granny.
Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under
Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph