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A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn
Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot
A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.
This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*
To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.
My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado
when you friends dad comes out of the closet and ends up being an ass fucker after years of straight marraige
"ended up johns dad pulled a greasy phillip."
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a person who does not shower for about a week and their hair gets so greasy that it forms greasy jay hooks on their forehead
hey look at konecny kid over there, he is sure a greasy jay.
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A nickname for the city of Grafton, Wisconsin because of it's overall shittyness. They call themselves the "heart of Ozaukee county", when everyone knows it is the septic tank of Ozaukee county. Called greasy because not only do they suck, but its inhabitants all smell bad and are greasy.
Guy 1-"Hey I live in Grafton"
Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"
Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"
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The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.
John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.
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