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The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.
Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"
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Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.
The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies
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Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere
"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."
Have no destion of what to do as a job in the future. Sarcasm
" what you wanna be when your older "
"A future grocery bagger "
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someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost
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The weekend grocery store is where one can purchase consumables for weekend festivities. Commonly known as the liqueur store.
I need to make a run to the weekend grocery store. Who's going to drive me?
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When a handsome/beautiful man/woman chases after hefty sized man/woman.
Hey bro, I'm about to get up in them groceries.
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