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Vaginal flatulence that is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, the sound is comparable to a wet fart, emitting a foul smell.
And then she let out a guinea pig fart and it was her pussy screaming that it was dying!
sex toys that wont shut the fuck up. Squeaking little motherfuckers
won't make it fun tonight.
yeah, let's use a guinea pigs.
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commonly known as PNG, papua new guinea is an island nation in oceania, consisting of part of the huge island of new guinea, which it shares with indonesia. once a portuguese, and later german and then australian territory, it became independent in the 1970s. it is currently the most rural country in the world, with most people outside of the capital of port mosebly either working as subsistant farmers or living in traditional tribes.
papua new guinea has over 850 different languages spoken among its indegenious tribes.
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n. When you take a shit that is two different colors (roughly split down the middle). It looks like the map-coloring for papua new guinea. Usually caused by two different meals getting digested at separate times.
"I had pancakes for breakfast yesterday and chinese food for dinner. This morning I laid a huge poopy new guinea."
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idiots by nature, guinea pigs will eat your bell peppers and possibly your Aunt Sharon.
Bro 1: My dog is so cute! she snuggles and even gives people kisses sometimes!
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig
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a slut that likes all of the sexual postions
miley cyrus is SUCH a sexual guinea pig , she likes it up,down and side to side!
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The act of a male rimming a female that is on all fours while proceeding to finger her, resembling the manner in which one would eat a guinea pig in Ecuador.
"hey, how was Ecuador?"
"Good, I gave this prostitute The Ecuadorian Guinea Pig.